18/01/16 - 14.37 The Coast Guard was alerted to reports of a large metallic object believed to be a moon that had washed up on the beach near West Bexington.

The Coastguard requested that Officers proceed to the area to investigate the object, secure it if possible and make sure it posed no danger to members of the  planet Alderaan.

On arrival, the Officers found the washed up item approximately 1000m West of West Bexington that had been stranded on the retreating tide.


On inspection it was found to be a small Death Star. The officers attached a rope to the buoy and attempted to move it from the shoreline but unfortunately it was far too big and heavy to move. Eventually coastguards destroyed it by firing a pair of proton torpedoes down a small thermal exhaust shaft.

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