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29 January 2009
Plans are afoot to trial a new range of prototype Cupcake Tracking Devices or ProCupTrakDevs as they are known in the murky darkness of the Spying and Counter Surveillance Industry
. The trial centered on Bridport town Chavs will begin without fanfare, the undercover cupcakes will be given away free with every can of Red Bull or Tango to anyone wearing a hoodie or Burberry effect apparel.
20 January 2009
The Bank of Bridland has been forced to ask the treasury for help, a source close to Bridport Radio reveals.
The latest to suffer amid the turmoil in the banking industry, Bridlands 175 year history hangs in the balance today as advisors predict further losses caused by the sub-prime mortgage debacle.
18 December 2008
Santa Hit by Plane in Mid-Air Collision, Ebay blamed for tragedy
. In what seems to be a most bizarre event Santa Klause (aka Chris Pringle) collided with a Boeing 737 (400 series) at 30,000 feet over the North Atlantic during his regular present delivery run.
20 November 2008
BNP members 'targeted by threats'
BNP leader Nipper Griffin: 'We're disappointed'
Bridport Naturist Party members have told Bridport Radio News they have received threatening and abusive phone calls and e-mails after a leaked document was published online.
19 November 2008
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12 November 2008
BRIDE VALLEY TRAILER PARK
CREDIT CRUNCHED YOU? BEEN EVICTED? CAN’T AFFORD A HOUSE WITH FOUNDATIONS? CAN’T AFFORD NAPPIES?
THEN COME ON IN!
07 November 2008
Our intrepid agricultural correspondent Duck It's Poo has found this letter recently sent to Secretary of State regards not pig farming in Dorset.
06 November 2008
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
16 October 2008
The campaign and subsequent backlash for a flag for Dorset
has prompted the more xenophobic members of our community to call for a flag for Bridport, "We demand something to wave" said one angered mob member as he stamped on the molten yellow, red and white. Lord Skilling
and his chief vexillologist
have been looking over proposed designs and will accept submissions from the general public via
until Nov 30th 08, the winning design will be announced on the 5th December 2008 the prize being a Bridport Flag.
03 October 2008
Bridport Town Hall: 5:45am 3rd October 2008
An incredible event took place recently in our beloved Bridport, a Rocketman took to the skies and broke the world record Town Hall to Colmers Hill speed record, previously held by Dave Carter in a Citroen Saxo VT with Halfords dump valve and fibre glass body kit. 45 year old Jake Kerplunksky of East Melplash was helped up the narrow flight of stairs leading to the clocktower by his team of technicians.