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Bridland BankThe Bank of Bridland has been forced to ask the treasury for help, a source close to Bridport Radio reveals.

The latest to suffer amid the turmoil in the banking industry, Bridlands 175 year history hangs in the balance today as advisors predict further losses caused by the sub-prime mortgage debacle.

Santa Hit by Plane in Mid-Air Collision, Ebay blamed for tragedy. In what seems to be a most bizarre event Santa Klause (aka Chris Pringle) collided with a Boeing 737 (400 series) at 30,000 feet over the North Atlantic during his regular present delivery run.

Naked Vicar of Dibley, denies being a naturist.BNP members 'targeted by threats'

BNP leader Nipper Griffin: 'We're disappointed'

Bridport Naturist Party members have told Bridport Radio News they have received threatening and abusive phone calls and e-mails after a leaked document was published online.

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Our intrepid agricultural correspondent Duck It's Poo has found this letter recently sent to Secretary of State regards not pig farming in Dorset.

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth 2In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should  look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English  Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress  and the Senate will be disbanded.  A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

 

Proposed flag for BridportThe campaign and subsequent backlash for a flag for Dorset has prompted the more xenophobic members of our community to call for a flag for Bridport, "We demand something to wave" said one angered mob member as he stamped on the molten yellow, red and white. Lord Skilling and his chief vexillologist have been looking over proposed designs and will accept submissions from the general public via This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it until Nov 30th 08, the winning design will be announced on the 5th December 2008 the prize being a Bridport Flag.

Bridport Town Hall: 5:45am 3rd October 2008
Bridport Rocketman KerplunkskyAn incredible event took place recently in our beloved Bridport, a Rocketman took to the skies and broke the world record Town Hall to Colmers Hill speed record, previously held by Dave Carter in a Citroen Saxo VT with Halfords dump valve and fibre glass body kit. 45 year old Jake Kerplunksky of East Melplash was helped up the narrow flight of stairs leading to the clocktower by his team of technicians.

Colmers and Bridport Experiment Could End The World. At COSAUSTECH (Colmers Sausage Technology)- the largest centre of sausage technology and physics research in the world, will switch on the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) and in the process begin arguably the most ambitious science experiment ever undertaken. This "Big Banger Machine" will recreate conditions just a billionth of a second after the big banger and in the process may answer some of the most profound questions about sausages and how it all began.

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