Have you seen what they've done to the Cerne Giant? Yes a 180 foot Homer Simpson has been painted (in water soluble paint) alongside our cocky friend. A pagan spokesman says "I'm amazed they got permission to do something so ridiculous" well don't be – the landowner was given a large swedge of cash (probably wished he'd asked for more now). The pagans have been doing a rain dance to try and get it washed away, great stuff guys, this is the best weather we've had for ages. So for a prize of a glazed doughnut – Try and think of a caption for this picture, what are the big lads saying to each other?
…And this stain is from THREE weeks ago when we were at sea. So the old myth that pirate sperm changes colour to blend in with it’s surroundings is proved to be totally true!
Listen SmackShack, just because you can’t get out of bed with out a “”””hit”””” and having your privates licked by Keith doesn’t mean I’m a scavenging nico-junkie like you, you tree-dwelling spirit-rapist! You think you know who Carlito is because an extremely good friend of mine is in my employ as a MOLE. He blurts out that he is Carlito to all and sundry in order to keep the true Carlito from being revealled. Watch your step BITCH. p.s. – consider this my final word on the “”””Abuse a Member”””” thread also…as that little avenue of pleasure has jad the iron curtain treatment!
As the first winner of the inaugural ‘win two big fat chocolate chip cookies from Leakers competition’, I would just like to say a few words of thanks to those people who helped me along the way. Thanks go to Carlito who’s banal and insipid postings gave me a benchmark with which to compare my own witty and intelligent style of online commentary. I would also like to thank Leakers for providing the ultimate goal of chocolately cookieness which has inspired me to even dizzier hieghts of sycophantic camaraderie with those who I laughingly call my peers here on Bridport Radio. Finally I would like to thank the Dorset Bat Group ( http://www.dorsetbatgroup.org.uk/ ) for their unceasing good works within the Dorset bat community. Thank you, Thank you, once again, I thank you all.
Here’s (YET) another one… Doesn’t actually say NHOS but you just know that’s what they’re thinking… http://www.evemagazine.co.uk/weekend.htm (bottom article)
we all know he’s eaten them, right hey misty, how many cookies has the Ed had already then??? …you will print this one won’t you mr.Ed… er youre all fluffy and that, etc.
Hoopla For Hard Men.
Hey Giant… You got anything to suck? I’m sick of Polo mints.
One can only hope, the bat, that munching on your prize up there in your bell tower, you are maliciously attacked by a mob of hungry seagulls.
“”””Here today but gone tomorrow””””
Hey Marge don’t look at this English guy – he’s not normal !
Oi! why does my donut taste of cheese?
zzZZzz… Doh! I hate this one where I end up in Bridport Market selling donuts in my underwear …zzZZzz…
This Groening pleasant land
Homer’s oddity
Hey little fat guy, ever thought of trying something a little more organ-ic ?
And to think everyone was hoping for the rains to come and wash it all away!