They’re everywhere these days. One has probably bought all the houses in Loders to let out as AirB&Bs and complained that the cows are defecating in the fields and should be wearing (biodegradable) nappies.
Poodles in Prams
The Townie Twat is often found cluttering up the pavement on market days with their poodles in prams and / or out of control kids named Frenella and Tarquil. They usually feed on biodynamic mycelial blocks produced under the sign of Sagittarius and drink frothy, non-dairy cappuccinos or craft beer served from mason jars.
Douche Flutes
Adult members of the species are known to protect their virginity by vaping large clouds of strawberry shortcake flavoured smog.
DriRobes
Many seem unable to operate simple clothing and so opt for a beach dressing gown to cover themselves.
