CAPTION COMPETITION

Our caption competition was so much fun we want to do another one but we need your help, so please contact us for details on how to send us your photos. Anyhoo… congratulations to Bridport Radio Member TINY MIND who wins one of the much sought after Bridport Radio limited edition MikkiMugs with his caption.

The other excellent entries in the competition were…

draino…

"X marks the spot where ye can park me hearties"

sprockley…

"Me thinks we might be able to get a cheap noggin in ere yonder tavern".

Waldorf and Stadtler…

"…And THIS is your brain on drugs."

doug the hat…

is this where the designs fer these hats came from, ? 

sprockley…

"….And this is your ugly mare of a wife". 

denzlepob…

I am pregnant, and it could be any one of you! 

denzlepob…

Are you giving me the finger? 

Waldorf and Stadtler…

…And this stain is from THREE weeks ago when we were at sea. So the old myth that pirate sperm changes colour to blend in with it’s surroundings is proved to be totally true! 

sprockley…

"Its the ‘pop-up pirate’ guide to karma sutra lads- any one up for a demonstation?"

Grumpy old git…

I told you we were lost, thats where the party is

Grumpy old git…

some bugger ate all the chips…

tinymind… (WINNER)

it definitely says it’s your turn in the barrel tonight so wet your lips and lets go.

random…

and that blue spot came out of my right nostril…

The Bat…

The unsuspecting female pirate never anticipated Black Beard sneaking up from behind.

andy head…

It’s the plot I tell you, that’s where we lost it.

jamaicanbananas…

an’ that smudge there, that’s France!

falconer…

Ahoy me hearties, this Google Earth makes piracy an absolute doddle

falconer…

No, you fools, I said I wanted a nice crew …

ooaargh…

And if you use tampax it comes out blue

rustic…

But it,s too big for me to put it there!!

nurse…

Knitted parrots to be banned.

rustic…

As the Pirate woman prepared to eat tye crafty old pirate replaced the sausage with a map

jamaicanbananas…

"an’ if you look close enough you’ll see why they call it ‘Cape Horn’!"

 

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24 thoughts on “CAPTION COMPETITION”

  1. Fizzy pop Beer
    The best beer is fizzy. Ale, what is it? muddy flat bland rubbish, you want suff out of an electrically pumped multiheaad. Ale, move on, this is 2006 for chrissakes not 1776 even. At your service. Is it my round yet?

  2. Baby on board
    I think it is so cruel of parents to tie their babies/children to boards whilst in the car. How long before the council put signs up at West Bay saying “”””no drowning without permission””””

  3. and another thing………..
    Dog owners that go to the trouble of picking the crap up in a bag then toss it into the nearest hedge!…….dog owners that pretend they are going to pick it up by taking a bag from their pocket look around, if coast is clear walk off and leave it steaming…

  4. You can’t beat advice from a nutcase can you eh? “”””He who catch fly with chopstick…should get a life…and a fly swat””””. – Minging Minger and The Minged. “”””A seagull bringeth hope, and strife but is that not what life giveth also?”””” – Mr E Deluded

  5. RE: …AND ANOTHER THING
    Why do people put “”””christian fish”””” on their cars? does it say “”””because I a christian I’m a better more responsible driver””””. Makes me mad, I drive extra close to this sort.

  6. RE: PERCEIVED DANGERS?
    There’s at least 18 inches of tarmac between the rumble strip and the hedge/bank. If you’re worried about not getting your speed up before some idiot in an Oh-Nova flies up your back-side at 110 mph, just use that to give ’em a fighting chance to get past you. Double white lining won’t stop dangerous overtaking. People who would take the risk to overtake going up hill towards a blind summit and fast approaching traffic aren’t going to stop and think just because there are double white lines. We’ll end up with Nanny-State/Skilling Hill-style traffic calming on an A road if we’re not careful. Residents who bought properties on that road got them cheap as chips because they have a fetish for caravans and tailbacks in their front gardens. Apart from the M4, it’s the main route from the east into the southwest for chri’sakes! I bet half of the buggers have got pet cats as well, and wonder why they’re scraping them off the road year in year out. Stop complaining, sit in your back gardens, sip some Pimms, and enjoy your uninterrupted views of colmers hill!

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