Our caption competition was so much fun we want to do another one but we need your help, so please contact us for details on how to send us your photos. Anyhoo… congratulations to Bridport Radio Member TINY MIND who wins one of the much sought after Bridport Radio limited edition MikkiMugs with his caption.

The other excellent entries in the competition were…




Fizzy pop Beer
The best beer is fizzy. Ale, what is it? muddy flat bland rubbish, you want suff out of an electrically pumped multiheaad. Ale, move on, this is 2006 for chrissakes not 1776 even. At your service. Is it my round yet?
Baby on board
I think it is so cruel of parents to tie their babies/children to boards whilst in the car. How long before the council put signs up at West Bay saying “”””no drowning without permission””””
my caption
is this where the designs fer these hats came from, ?
Caption
Are you giving me the finger?
and another thing………..
Dog owners that go to the trouble of picking the crap up in a bag then toss it into the nearest hedge!…….dog owners that pretend they are going to pick it up by taking a bag from their pocket look around, if coast is clear walk off and leave it steaming…
Capshun competishun
I am pregnant, and it could be any one of you!
“”””….And this is your ugly mare of a wife””””.
You can’t beat advice from a nutcase can you eh? “”””He who catch fly with chopstick…should get a life…and a fly swat””””. – Minging Minger and The Minged. “”””A seagull bringeth hope, and strife but is that not what life giveth also?”””” – Mr E Deluded
RE: A RIGHT CLOCK UP
Surely Coca Cola should sponsor some more seats in the town in memory of drug addicts as “”””COKE is the REAL THING””””
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
I told you we were lost, thats where the party is
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
some bugger ate all the chips…
RE: …AND ANOTHER THING
Why do people put “”””christian fish”””” on their cars? does it say “”””because I a christian I’m a better more responsible driver””””. Makes me mad, I drive extra close to this sort.
RE: PERCEIVED DANGERS?
There’s at least 18 inches of tarmac between the rumble strip and the hedge/bank. If you’re worried about not getting your speed up before some idiot in an Oh-Nova flies up your back-side at 110 mph, just use that to give ’em a fighting chance to get past you. Double white lining won’t stop dangerous overtaking. People who would take the risk to overtake going up hill towards a blind summit and fast approaching traffic aren’t going to stop and think just because there are double white lines. We’ll end up with Nanny-State/Skilling Hill-style traffic calming on an A road if we’re not careful. Residents who bought properties on that road got them cheap as chips because they have a fetish for caravans and tailbacks in their front gardens. Apart from the M4, it’s the main route from the east into the southwest for chri’sakes! I bet half of the buggers have got pet cats as well, and wonder why they’re scraping them off the road year in year out. Stop complaining, sit in your back gardens, sip some Pimms, and enjoy your uninterrupted views of colmers hill!
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
and that blue spot came out of my right nostril…
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
The unsuspecting female pirate never anticipated Black Beard sneaking up from behind.
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
It’s the plot I tell you, that’s where we lost it.
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
an’ that smudge there, that’s France!
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
Ahoy me hearties, this Google Earth makes piracy an absolute doddle
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
No, you fools, I said I wanted a nice crew …
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
And if you use tampax it comes out blue
RE: BEER BOYCOTT
As my old dad used to say “”””dont drink all the time otherwise you wont feel the benefit of it when you go out””””
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
Knitted parrots to be banned.
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
As the Pirate woman prepared to eat tye crafty old pirate replaced the sausage with a map
RE: CAPTION COMPETITION
“”””an’ if you look close enough you’ll see why they call it ‘Cape Horn’!””””