My name is Rupert Takes-Dosh and I am the head partner of a firm that creates sand bars at the entrances to busy coastal harbour towns. My particular specialty is in creating sub-sea mud and silt banks that prevent pleasure boats, fishing boats etc from using the harbour safely, or indeed, allowing any vessel in distress to use the harbour as a safe haven due to the uncharted and unpredictable underwater hazard My partners and I prefer to work on harbors that in previous times were ok in most states of the tide and the banks that did occur were well known so that a little local knowledge would enable safe passage around them. If anyone hears of any openings in the area please contact Ruins, Harbour and Takes-Dosh on 0870 89898989
BARRED FOR LIFE
I wish I could offer you a contract, but my business name is Delapidations ‘R’ Us so we operate in different fields. Busy guessing who you are Darling.
Shakespear goes into a pub, landlord say’s, “”””Get out, your’e Bard”””” Get it !!! Cameras everywhere…….
shortly after that, entrance by Bill Shakespeare enters an chap called Van Gogh,\””””Like a drink?\”””” says barman, Van replies “”””no thank you i\’ve got one ear(ere)””””, subtle eh? hehe
Two nuns on a bike riding down a cobbled street, one nun says to the other nun “”””We’ve never come this way before.””””
whats black and white and red all over? —a nun the bat took a dislike to
What’s brown and sticky? A brown stick. Cameras everywhere……..