The titles of Earl of Bucky Doo, The Duchess of Dreadnought and the Lord Skilling will be available to the highest bidder at the Bridport Radio Christmas party – 21nd December '07 . The eligibility for these esteemed offices will determined solely by the quantity of cash supplied in unmarked notes – in the true democratic tradtion of New Labour. Our researchers are currently determining the full extent of the feudal rights associated with these positions – but we believe the first brace of pheasants to arrive in Framptons and the first pint of the new year pulled in the George may well be the hereditary rights of the Earl of Bucky Doo. The Lord Skilling appears to be entitled to the first bud of the hempen harvest – not quite sure what this means but we'll let you know as details become clear. In the meantime, start saving up your fivers – it looks as if bidding may become quiute intense.
Spirit
I am starting to feel sorry for the Skagheads, I might buy them a gun. (secret code 25618) Cameras are everywhere.
Some kind folk have left a big clue to any PC looking for promotion; proceed from Town hall down South St to the turning into South walks, the road sign has a recently included “”””leading to DRUGS””””, follow your nose! The only code you need here is a few £20 notes, rolled up for some reason?
It seems as though ooaargh is one of the “”””look how many people i can hold up in my rear view mirror”””” brigade !! For someone who tells tales on the disabled parking in a car park,and then calls the people who know a snitcher when they see one a Gestapo warden. Seems to most people that you sir are one of lifes miseries. I think you will find the guilty parties in the go slow mobiles,are the one’s that cause normal people to take a risk some times that can end up as an accident. And how often do you hear that “”””ive been driving for 60 years and never had an accident””””, but in reality have caused numerous one’s for other people! As a final thought,if you want to drive like you did in the 19.30’s then why not pull in at a layby and let the 20+ cars behind you go about their business unhindered. Its only good manners after all..
Of course numerologically speaking the secret code 25618 reduces to the number 4. The number 4 represents a natural genius for planning, and making things work. A cornerstone member of society if you will, with an idealistic nature which is grounded in practical terms, allowing the person to conceive grandiose, far-reaching schemes and carry them through to the end.
The members have spoken. Shy rights now! Anonynimity for all! Now does anyone know where the manifesto’s are on this site? Use the Search facility, top right – Ed