Further to our Beasts of Bridport article; Bridport Radio member John Bok sent us this picture, John says
“This beast sits on the roof opposite my cottage and they start dating soon”
Look out they will have your chips and your arm!
It gets worse…
Interfering with Sheep
Further inland farmers fear that the Herring Gull is spending too much time on their land. Mr Chicken Boy of Compton Outintsticks said that they are interfering with his sheep.
Sea Devil
Our antipodean cousins in Bridport, Tasmania have been trying to solve our seagull problem by introducing the vicious Tasmanian Devil into the 
(equally vicious) Herring Gull nests in the hope of decimating their numbers. Problems arose when they decided to gene pool their resources resulting in the creature you see here, the voracious “Sea Devil”.
People are being warned by the Dept of Genetic Engineering Exceptions (DoGEE) not to approach these animals, especially when they are feeding.
Vile Creature
This vile creature, the Cameron Gull (Torysvestite Twaticus) has recently become a terrible pest; flying around, making a lot of noise and defecating on the general population from a great height. One of its distinguishing characteristics is its flight pattern that can be described as multiple ‘U’ turns. It is one of the most dangerous animals that you will see on this page as it’s disgusting behaviour has serious ramifications for the public health.
Also be on the look out for the common Crunkey (sometimes called a Gorillow).
