I was walking along Tannery Road the other day and as I proceeded towards the new tennis courts to watch the kids throwing beer cans over the nets, I tripped over a single carpet slipper which had been discarded out of a nearby window. I decided to knock at the residence and complain. Imagine my surprise when I discovered I had inadvertently stumbled upon the secret meeting place of the Bridport Worshipful Lodge of Free Masons.
After inviting me in for an apologetic cup of masonic tea with ceremonial biscuit the High Grand Wizard (who had recently returned from a whistle stop tour of Europe) politely enquired if I was interested in having my tongue cut out at low tide. After my pointing out that I would prefer this did not happen, he told me it might happen 'if I blabbed'. On my way out I managed to take this snap with my mobile phone.
Have any other Bridport Radio members had any dealings with the Bridport Worshipful Lodge of Free Masons?
The Bat
PS. Re the threat from the Grand High Wizard. Will nobody help the son of a poor Irish widow?
hey, steady on friend, are you so small minded you can’t tell a wind up when you see one? you probably believe there’s going to be a mono-rail along chesilbank…
I see in the first large picture that ooaargh is out for a drive, no wonder he never needed to take a driving test going by the date !!
I totally agree with everything you have written and think you make very valid an conclusive points throughout your dissertation. Then again, as I did see Elvis in Skilling Hill Road yesterday, ( he was watching Shergar graze on the rugby pitch) you may not want me on your side.