People are thronging to local town Dorchester in their throngsfulls since the opening of a Tchibo Store in the town cenner itself. Dorchestians were seen sporting their new juice hextracters and mannetic window cleaners with a certain indiscribabble Europride, shoppers Ray Gunn and Ken Iavone were delighted with their three pack tanga briefs "Caint git dem in Bridport!" pronounced Ken (52), "I aint sin a mannetic winnow cleenser since the 1969 Ideal Home Hexerbitchon!" said Ray (36)
Bucky Doo
All the news we make up as we go along! What Speakers Corner is to London – Bucky Doo Square is to Bridport Radio.
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DODGY DRIVERS
Due to the nature of the quality of driving, in England particularly, among certain groups of fan-based individuals, The Department for Transport has devised a new scheme, as part of the highway code, to allow "above average" drivers to identify the poorer drivers amongst us. For this reason, as from June 9th, 2006, which is a relevant date for certain individuals, those drivers found or seen to be driving badly, to include:
Beasts of Bridport
This incredible photograph was taken by a Bridport Radio member Joy Adamson last weekend “I was just walking home from the pub and outside St Swithuns church I saw what at first I thought was a labrador coming out of the gates, as it came closer I noticed it was not a dog at all but a big cat, I managed to take a picture with my camera phone before it ran off up North Allington”
MAYORS SPEECH
“I would like to formally accept my position as BridportRadio Mayor, I must admit it is an honour to be the puppet of the BridportRadio council; to be able to open new destructive businesses and new schools for special people by cutting ribbons and revealing plaques, drinking sensibly in public and like a shameless wino in the privacy of my modest town house…
FREE PARKING
Due to the increasing debate about car parking in the town centre we at Bridport Radio have got involved and at no expense to ourselves are now able to bring you the motorists Free Parking in Bridport!
GO ORGANIC
In time for the 2006 Dorset Art Weeks. Bridport artist Horst Lindenau has presented his latest invention. A fair trade, and that’s for sure, 100% organic porn world wide service, with its home in Bridport. This area is very well recognized for its wide range of organic stuff.
W&S SURVIVAL GUIDE
Following the onset of the Easter Holiday and the predictable swamping of our town by a disappointed bunch of pastey tourists, the preparation of the Waldorf & Stadtler guide to surviving the holiday season seems the only possibly remedy to an increasingly pressing situation. Here follows the summer survival guide.
Monorail Marvel
The proposed Olympic monorail that is scheduled to come into service serving stations from Bridport to Portland along the Chesil Bank has … Read more…
A Right Clock Up
Bridport Town Council have taken up a sponsorship deal from industry giant Coca Cola as part of the renovation of the Town … Read more…
MAYORAL ELECTIONS
The polls are now closed and the votes have been counted. Bridport Radio can now announce that the winner in our mayoral elections with 39% of the votes is Waldorf & Stadtler! Congratulations sir(s) we hope your reign will be a long and prosperous one.
The presentation of the ceremonial BridportRadio Mikkimug will be announced soon. Read the new mayors acceptance speach here…
Read on for the manifestos and results…
HEAD CASE
Local man was taken to hospital after taking the bark off his brain case, he said "I was pulling out this post … Read more…
TAX FREE BRIDPORT
Relaxed gambling laws, cheaper beer and fags, banks with high interest rates, no import/export restrictions, no more silly town councils, in fact, no more silly local government at all! Let us picture it for one moment; The rural charm of West Dorset, the cosmopolitan edge of Dubai, the class of Monaco, the lack of road laws of The Isle of Man, the lifestyle of the rich for ALL! The transference of all public services to private, local companies, creating employment and producing a better service.
The Cayman Islands, Dubai, Monaco…the list goes on. Why not start a campaign to make Bridport & Westbay a tax haven?
JEDI EXCLUSIVES
A Long time ago in a web site far far away… Ok it’s just me, Drunkun Jedi from Axeowners Entertainment Now I am here to bring more excitement and thrill-o-matic debates to open your eyes on a few subjects, with me on the streets getting your views. We’ll have rural hoe’s and compound bows… we’ll have seagull cull views and holiday maker news, not a one sided load of rubbish that makes your eye lids droop… when I’m finished each week your eye lids will be having panic attacks!
This weeks thrilling instalment…
Episode one… The Seagull strikes backs
TRAFFIC CALMING USERS GUIDE
Ever attempted to travel up or down Skilling Hill Road in anything other than a pair of roller skates? Doesn’t it make you wonder how those “traffic calming measures” actually calm traffic? On the face of it, this veritable Krypton Factor of a road has done nothing but force traffic uncontrollably over kerbs right on the doorstep of a busy primary school. The leisure centre on the other hand can suffer because, quite frankly, if you are going to walk/jog to and from leisure centres then you’re digging an early grave anyhow.
BUCKY DOO
So what’s in a name? The name Bucky Doo can be traced to “Bocardo” a name given by medieval logicians to a categorical syllogism whose standard form has the mood and figure designated as OAO-3. Which is applied to a prison because just as a Bocardo syllogism always ended up in a final negative, so did a compulsory visit to the Bocardo lock-up generally mean a closer aquaintance with ‘the Bridport dagger’ and a final negative to the drama of life.
I am still no wiser – Ed
COCK & BULL
I am researching the underground cock fighting scene of the early nineties and in paticular the Bradstock Hotspur. do any of Bridport Radio listeners … Read more…
DANGER JUNCTION
The junction at Miles Cross has already claimed several lives, so the Highways Agency along with the local council has drawn up plans to increase safety there. A spokesman said “We have looked into the feasability of using the unemployed to test these new features”.
THE BRIDPORT LIMP
There seems to be an awful lot of people in Bridders either on crutches, zimmers, sticks and some in those disabled vehicles. … Read more…