Petrol and Pasties

Petrol and pasties is all about mind control and social engineering and many fall for it. You deserve the government you get I fear and this one is well rehearsed and good at it. They’re laughing in the bars at the houses of corruption … and the tax payer subsidises their alcohol consumption oh woe…

and here i go … oh the only main petrol supplier, morrisons, in bridport have employed a traffic controller to direct traffic towards the ’empty’ pumps and many of them are chelsea tractors from the surrey dahling i notice.

You can always tell when visitors are here because the cars are squeeky sleeky clean and BIG … try cycling , walking dancing to avoid this menace perpetuated by the cameron and and his oxbridge lying buddies… there is a significant percentage of these folks that visit bridport at this time of the year as they have holiday homes and i have seen them unloading their tractors with bags of m&s products and come here here to steal our petrol … and then take over the local bars and restaurants so we locals have no chance of bookings… i know cos i have tried booking restaurants and they are always fully booked and expensive… try buying local and grow your own …

From our raving reporter Pappajon

“Don’t panic buy, but if you can, panic buy (dammit I forgot to privatise fresh air)”