Don’t worry the government is about to send us all a leaflet telling us how to blow our noses properly. Thanks heavens money well spent! I would like to add to this DON’T pick your nose and eat it, and definitely DON’T pick someone else’s nose and eat that either.
..and keep away from pigs with handkerchiefs? – Ed
An idea to get served quickly in a crowded pub – Go in wearing a sombrero, a tee shirt from Cancun then blow your nose, cough and say “”un cerveza por favor”” …
Hang on a minute… who’s given the pigs hankies?? Will they put them on hot wash; never trust pigs with the laundry. Ed please read your leaflet properly… Tissues!!! (won’t sleep now)
Ha ha! I genuinely read this having just popped a bogey into my mouth. I am a bad person.
Now that the swine have flu, do we have to stop using the phrase ‘pigs might fly’.
No you can use the phrase on pigs with avian flu. What’s the next cross-species disease? Myxomatosis, Kennel cough, cow flu, … answers on a postcard…
Miguel, next doors pigs look a little under the weather but he assures me it is just a cold not flu. Lemsip anyone?