LES TRES TRICYCLETTO

Have you seen Les Tres Tricycletto’s? Mysterious sightings of three full grown adults riding industrial size tricycles  through Bridders at high speed have caused many pedestrians to dive into the nearest trimmed bush or retail outlet. The chaos  has been compared to Hurricane Katarina in Americaland, and that other Hurricane in Chard where buildings were destroyed and lives disrupted, the repair bill hit a record $18.35

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PEACE PROTESTER PIECE

The Blog of a Bridport Peace Protester

I have been protesting for an hour most Saturdays, against the war since it started.  But I do take holidays – lots of them – but when I am in Bridport, I do my thing!

Actually, I was part of a larger group made up of Quakers amongst many other people.  When the war started most of the protestors stopped protesting!  My thinking was that it was as wrong when it had started as it was before it started.  It has got much worse since.

I take a sign made from canvas with a message painted on it.  I amended an old sign which read:

BLAIR = TERRORIST
IMPEACH HIM
TRY HIM
JAIL HIM

To read

BLAIR = TERRORIST
IMPEACH HIM
TRY HIM
FORGIVE HIM

Many people approach and make comments.  Those who have something positive to say are mostly willing to stay and have a chat.  Those who think that I am an idiot, make some comment and rush off as if I am about to assault them!

This message is addressed to you, dear reader, to the universe, and to the “rushers off”:

To the “rushers off”, I would like to say, “Please don’t rush off. Engage with me.  Tell me what you think.  Allow yourself to listen to my point of view.”  And if you really think that you are un-persuadable, stick around anyway, as nothing discredits a peacemaker like a charge of assault in the magistrates’ court.

I will skip the positive comments today.  The first negative comment was, “Are you going to let Saddam carry on butchering his own people?”

The last report I have is that claims by Tony Blair that '400,000 bodies had been found in Iraqi mass graves' is untrue, and only about 5,000 corpses have so far been uncovered (See observer guardian story) As a report in the Lancet believes that 655,000 “excess” deaths have occurred since the invasion, this does not seem like a very good deal.

Does one dead Iraqi feel good that 655,000 of his countrymen, or 655,000 men, women and children have died since his death.  Does he feel avenged?

The second negative comment I did not catch, but it began with the letter “F”.  I am almost certain that it was not “fundamentally correct”, but this might be my prejudice.

Actually, the lady censored herself having uttered “F” – this was followed by a sweeping hand gesture, as if she wished to sweep away opposing opinions to hers with a sweep of her hand.

A woman came up to me, she thought that she might like to point out a fact that had not escaped me, the fact that it was Christmas, and that I ought to be practising goodwill towards all men.

Christmas, in my opinion, is better than a visit to the dental hygienist, but only just, and I have just decided with newly mustered goodwill, that he should forgive rather than be jailed.

The man Blair has decided to volunteer me as a target for terrorism by supporting George Bush in invading Iraq, by allowing post invasion Iraq to go to hell in a handcart by searching for weapons of mass destruction, which everyone knew were not there, and by failing to stand up to the Neo-cons regarding Israel Palestine.

I believe that he should be forgiven on the basis that he must have been cronically misguided, or guided by his hubris, his belief that he is right, and that the 2 million people who shuffled through London in February 2003, were wrong.  But he must be impeached and tried, and probably admit his error.

So “Lady Rusher Off”, I am pushing the boat out as far as forgiveness is concerned, so far that I can hardly see the side of the river.

The people espousing contrary views all seemed to be very ugly.  This might be my prejudice.  It might be that I fail to see the beauty in people who espouse what are basically ugly views.  Or it might be that they have rushed off before I see their beauty.  Or alternatively, it might be that I am correct.  It might be that people who are physiognomically challenged, feel themselves to be so ugly; so physiognomically challenged, that they are happy for Mr Bush and Mr Blair to unleash death, injury and disfigurement on innocent people, in a far away country, upon people who they have never met, and are never likely to meet.

I had a telephone conversation with my very old friend, George, last night.  He said that he thought Al Quaida were more ruthless than their opponents.

I cannot see it myself.

Someone who is prepared to kill himself, along with his victims has to be “better” than someone who is prepared to kill people from a height of 30,000 feet, at very little risk to himself, whilst being rewarded with a salary, a pension and potentially the title of “War Hero,” but at the very least, a medal or two, and the title of War Veteran.

I do many things in the “faith” that they do me good; but to get up every morning, go and train to be an aircraft pilot, so that upon some distant day, I could kill myself and many others is faith that my “faith” could not get close to comprehending.

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CRUIT FRAKE

Christmas Fruit Cake

I found this most excellent recipe for Christmas Fruit Cake on the web and thought I would pass it on to Bridport Radio members

FRUIT CAKE RECIPE:

One Cup Water
One Cup Sugar
Four Large Eggs
Two Cups of Dried Fruit
One Teaspoon of Baking Soda
One Teaspoon of Salt
One Cup of Brown Sugar
Lemon Juice, Nuts
One Bottle of Whiskey (High Quality)

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BIG BROTHER

cctv

Are we being watched? The answer is probably yes.

The Office of the Information Commissioner has issued an almost terrifying warning about the period from 2006 to 2016 in his recent ‘A Surveillance Society’ report.

Just two years ago the Commissioner warned that we have already let much of our lives be tracked by visible and invisible means and that we were in danger of sleepwalking into a surveillance society.

Now, he warns that, within 10 years we will all be personally fitted with computerised ID tags that can be monitored by satellite. (Forget I.D. cards)

It is frightening that this is going to happen, as it appears that nothing like it is happening in most other countries including Europe.

So what is different about us, why do we need to be tagged and tracked 24 hours a day?

What do you think now that Big Brother is no longer a TV show….It alarms me, as a law abiding citizen  – so why do we need it?

We know in Bridport that the cameras are watching us, or at least they should be, but it is more a propaganda exercise than real surveillance, or our streets would be trouble free.  For those that don’t know, they are the high posts with the dome on top, strategically placed in the town centre.

Of course, we could use it all to our own advantage. Hack into the computer system and we will be able to see:

  • Where the traffic wardens are
  • The location of our missing bobbies
  •  Where the council workers are actually working

    Do you like being watched? Do you really want to sleepwalk into this?

    For more information, or, if you don’t believe it, visit www.ico.gov.uk

 

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CHRISTMAS THOUGHT

Father Christmas

Santa was unhappy. It was getting late on Christmas Eve and nothing was going right.

Mrs Clause had burned Santa’s favorites – the mince pies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid overtime on Christmas Eve.  The reindeer, who were in a festive mood, had been drinking all day and were in poor condition for the long trip that night, and to make matters even worse, they had taken the sleigh for a trial spin and had crashed it.  The goblins, in their usual uncooperative way, had said it would take hours to fix it in their workshops.

Santa was furious.“ I can’t believe it !! “ he bellowed “ The one day in the year when I have to deliver presents all over the world and the reindeer are drunk, the elves are about to go strike, and I haven’t even got a Christmas tree yet !!.

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CHARD ANTIQUES

Chard Antiques stock a wide range of genuine antique Pine and country furniture – tables, blanket boxes, cupboards etc – and a selection … Read more…

OUTPOST PRODUCTIONS

Outpost Productions provide TV advertising production and media buying, broadcast TV, corporate DVD productions, marketing consultancy, photography, graphic design, copywriting and print. Contact: Harriet … Read more…

DURBEYFIELD GUEST HOUSE

Durbeyfield Guest House is family run and dates back to the Georgian period. It now offers superb Bed and Breakfast accommodation comprising of 6 doubles some of which are en-suite, 2 singles, 2 twin rooms.

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DUCHESS II

33' Aquastar (Fast Fisherman) MCA 60 Mile Licence. All Year 24 Hours. 12 passengers plus crew.

Skipper: Jeff Clarke

business phone: +44 (0) 1308 425494
mobile/boat phone: +44 (0) 7778 315778

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TREE TROUBLE

Scandinavians Give Bridport The Finger – The Christmas tree in Bucky Doo square is a standing testement to how the Scandinavians have decided that Bridport is yesterdays town.

After conducting a quick poll in Bridports Bucky Doo Square the main question that needs to be asked is “what did we ever do to the scandinavians” Normally the focal point for Christmas celebrations in Bridport, the traditional christmas tree provided by the herring munchers is, this year, a sad little sprig of a sprog of an apology for a tree. I have had bigger trees in my front room and that’s not easy when you live in a caravan. Imagine the poor little kiddies when they look at this rather non event of a Norwegian spruce. “but where will santa put the pressies” I hear their plaintive cry as I type. “It is so small mummy why don’t the skandys love us any more” and many more pitiful wailing’s about how it just wont be the same with a small badly lit tree. In an exclusive interview Gabrial Wildoak, a renowned local tree surgeon said “If it was a dog I would take a chain saw to it but then again if it was a log I would do the same, do you like my sandals?” With top professionals talking this way could it be that the nutters are right and the end of the world is really nigh? Global warming or just wobbly gloaming we need to be told.

Duck its Poo (our local tree despondent)

Maybe all the good trees have gone to China to combat Bird Flu Ed 

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KESTON BRACEY

Keston "Making a List" Bracey plays classic music by Bob Dylan, the Beautiful South and ’The Greats’ …Paul Weller, Cold Play, Crowded House, Sting and even some Oasis. This young man has very promising talent in both his guitar skills and indeed his vocal skills, look out for him playing live… whether it is on the beach, by the side of the road or at a gig in a local venue near you.

Listen in at myspace/kestonbracey or

Website www.kestonmusic.com

https://bridportradio.co.uk/radio/Keston My Reflection.mp3

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SUITABLE PRESENT BILL

RIGHT TO A SUITABLE PRESENT BILL  2006

Getting a suitable present for members of your family can be a real nightmare, getting an unsuitable present is usually the outcome, the Government has a new “Right to A Suitable Present” or The RASP bill being pushed through the house of Polomint as I type. Every man, woman and child (except ASBO medal holders, what will get an Holiday) is to be issued with a VAG or  Voucher for an Appropriate Gift. You can exchange your VAG at any high street store except WH Smith who say that they have top shelves full of VAG’s and don’t need anymore, thank you.

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LOCAL PEERAGES FOR SALE

The titles of Earl of Bucky Doo, The Duchess of Dreadnought and the Lord Skilling will be available to the highest bidder at the Bridport Radio Christmas party – 21nd December '07 . The eligibility for these esteemed offices will determined solely by the quantity of cash supplied in unmarked notes – in the true democratic tradtion of New Labour. Our researchers are currently determining the full extent of the feudal rights associated with these positions – but we believe the first brace of pheasants to arrive in Framptons and the first pint of the new year pulled in the George may well be the hereditary rights of the Earl of Bucky Doo. The Lord Skilling appears to be entitled to the first bud of the hempen harvest – not quite sure what this means but we'll let you know as details become clear. In the meantime, start saving up your fivers – it looks as if bidding may become quiute intense.

 

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DANCING POLICEMEN

New and improved, the original movie posted here was too ginormous so we've made it smaller for faster downloading. Here's some great footage of Bridport stations very own boys and girls in blue, gettin' on down ina night fever stylee. This clip was filmed and edited by Bridport Radio member AHead especially for the local Policemans Ball. So get ready for some rib tickling, toe tappin' entertainment…

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