LOANS FOR PEERAGES

The Copper investigating the loans for peerages row has uncovered “significant and valuable stuff on them“, reports suggest. Metropolitan police assistant commissioner John Yates has written to MPs saying he expects to pass a file to the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) in January.

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ANYONE FOR TENNIS?

Please can someone out there explain to me why there have been two new tennis courts built on public playing feilds when the two existing courts are very rarely full? Surely the money could have been better spent on something else such as a basketball court or all weather football pitch, so that the kids of bridport have something better to do than get drunk and annoy others.

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OPERAND X

A creative consortium local to the Bridport area and of fluid membership. The song is 'November Chills' – just a coincidence that it's … Read more…

BRIDPORT TASMANIA

The Earliest Settlers AboriginesThe Tasmanian aborigines lived in and around the Bridport area with camps recorded in 1829-31. The Trawlwoolway and Pyemmairrenerpairrener … Read more…

AGAINST HUNGER

RESTAURANTS AGAINST HUNGER 2006 the RIVERSIDE RESTAURANT, West Bay would like to thank all their customers for their contributions to this campaign … Read more…

Global Warming

Another exclusive from Scoop Doggy Style.
 
What is Global Warming?
 
Global warming is basically the Whole World warming up, resulting in Mediterranean type weather being the norm rather than the exception, it’s like The Lord has taken his big whisk and mixed everything up. We asked local man Norm Exception for his comments; “S’bloody great, sod the kids I’m switching on all the lights in the ‘ouse an leavin the telly on standby, where’s my patio ‘eater?”

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OLD PICTURES

Here is a collection of images from Bridport’s past sent in by our readers. Have you got any pictures from bygone days that you would like to share? Or if you have any information about the pictures published here let us know. Please remember that the copyright for these pictures belongs to their respective owners and they should not be used without prior permission.

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LYRIC THEATRE LAND?

The Lyric theatre up for sale as 'LAND'. The Lyric Theatre (Formerly Bernard Gale's School Of Dance) in Barrack Street is being advertised by agents Goadsby And Harding, as 'LAND' For Sale? Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't I see a dirty great stone LISTED BUILDING standing on that very spot for the last thirty odd years of my life? What corrupt game is taking place here. Could it be the planners are scratching each others back again, maybe hoping no one will notice.

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NO SECRET

In Response to the SECRET MOVIE

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear… I got an email from a guy saying that if I stuck to the rules in some book I could be rich, happy and fulfilled in all ways possible.

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RED ROBIN

RedRobin who plays Native American flute – North American, and not those South American pan-pipes! A very haunting and soothing woodwind instrument … Read more…

…AND ANOTHER THING

Have you found yourself saying “The youth of today have no respect” or “In my day you could catch the train to West Bay, have a slap up fish dinner, three pints of IPA and catch the charabanc home and still have change out of a farthing” Well here’s another feature we’ve revived from the archives that might appeal to you. especially if you are one of the elite Grumpy Old Gits.

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Sea Views Only

sea-views-only

This is the place for all lovers of the sea and coastal areas. You can find sea view houses, apartments, villas and beach huts to buy or rent in the ‘Sea View Property’ section. Anyone on the hunt for coastal land or a business for sale should also bookmark this site at the top of their list. Camp sites, guest houses, holiday cottages, hotels and villas with sea views are listed in the ‘Sea View Locations’ area which also includes categories for coastal cafes, bars and restaurants.

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FRENCH TUITION

Native Speaker, Qualified and Experienced TeacherFor all ages and standards-tailored to YOUR learning needs One to One or on a Group Basis• Holiday … Read more…

FISHING RESULTS

WEST BAY SEA ANGLING CLUB JURASSIC OPEN BOAT FESTIVAL – SPONSORED BY ATLANTIC FISHERS

Saturday 14th October 2006 saw the start of the two day Jurassic open boat festival at West Bay sponsored by Atlantic Fishers. This match was rescheduled from the 30th September 2006, as due to the weather it was cancelled for safety reasons, but Saturday 14th October dawned with a force 3-4 wind coming from the east, the sky was overcast with the sun breaking through later in the day. On the Saturday we had thirty five competitors fishing from fourteen different boats. The mayor of Bridport set the boats off at 10.00am for the start of the match, it was a wonderful site seeing all the boats steaming out through the magnificent harbour of West Bay as they headed out to their chosen fishing spots to try and bag a prize from the array of prizes up for grabs. Daily the competitors could win a prize for the best two different species % of specimen 1st, 2nd & 3rd, also they could win a prize for the most species 1st, 2nd & 3rd, there was also a prize for the best Lady & Junior and as only one Lady & Junior entered they were guaranteed a prize as long as they caught a fish.  Our sponsor Mr Richard Allen from Atlantic Fisher decided to do a spot of pleasure fishing whilst at West Bay promoting the Atlantic Fisher 550. He did manage to catch a few Mackerel.

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JUMPING DEATH

Nocturnal execution of thousands of kangaroos at the Bridport euro abbattoir. I have been awakened every morning at around 4.00 am by rough voices and revving engines and slamming doors. One morning last week I decided to investigate which unfortunate anmal was being delivered to its fate at such an ungodly hour. I leapt from my bed – actually I crawled groaning from my bed, but this was before the teeth, groin accidents, and went slowly down the stairs then I was in the street, directly next to live animal lorry.

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NUKE BLAST SHAKES TOWN

A teacup fell off a shelf and was smashed in The Beach & Barnicott just a few minutes after Elvis impersonator Kim IL Sung pushed the button on his nuclear bomb test. Beach & Barnicott owner Tom Gillott said; "I was minding my own business when all of a sudden a mug fell off a shelf and smashed, there goes my profit margin I thought, it was my favourite Teenage Mutant Hero Turtle mug as well, it was an heirloom, I never imagined connecting the two events but when I saw the evening news it all clicked into place, I was smacked in the gob"

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BRIDDERS ON TV

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We are growing excited by the increasin use of Bridport in TV and the media, why only the other day I was watching a Divvy Dee called Confetti (starring Tim from the office) and in it a couple of nerdy characters mentioned Bridders in a slightly derogatory fashion, we are all aware of West Bay as the setting for harbour lights and Huge Fearless Whitingsthorpe eating all of our road kill live on Channel 4, but can you recall any other incidences of Bridport in the movies or the TV? Was an episode of The Professionals filmed in Gundry Lane, are the rumours of Woody Allen scouring the area for locations true? Is Deal or No Deal recorded live at DaVinci's? Join in with your TV and Bridderwood memories and rumours and win a shiny new Bridport Radio MikkiMug (limited amount left)

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HOME IMPROVEMENTS

There are many areas of the town in need of “improvement” perhaps we should apply for planning for some of these:

The Coach Park – is undoubtedly designed to keep tourist scum on their filthy coaches. The derelict buildings, the police station, the prison-like bus depot – it’s all key to giving the impression that in Bridport, you’re more likely to get mugged by a bunch of loitering chavs, than be invited to a private view. That is EXACTLY what we want them to think! In an effort to improve this effect, we should spray slurry over the area twice weekly throughout the summer.

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ENVIRONMENT WATCH

Trying to Keep Bridport GM Free, Protecting Scallops, A Community Orchard and all those road signs; some of the topics discussed at this months meeting of the Environment Group. 

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Landscape Homes

Landscape Homes – Property Buyers, sell your property for cash and rent it back, long term. Is your house in danger of … Read more…